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Get Your Student-Faculty Dinner Tickets Today!

Wait, it’s almost time for the Student-Faculty dinner?? When is it?

Rebecca Black, Friday is a whole day! What time?

Ryan! We’ve been over this. 4:30-7:30!

Isn’t that a whole extra hour of Chalins than usual?

Thanks, Obama. What can I expect if I show up?

(Less pizza, more Chinese, Liz.)

How much will this extravaganza cost me?

Kanye, stop making it rain. All-you-care-to-eat for $5!

Only $5?? Why does the UHP do this?

Run, don’t walk, to the Townhouse or Ames office to buy your ticket today!